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OKAY SO ALMOST 2 MONTHS AGO OUR ENGLISH TEACHER FORCED US TO ENTER A POETRY CONTEST AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER A POEM WHEN IT TRIED TO FORCE ME TO GIVE IT A TITLE SO IN A FIT OF RAGE I WROTE A NEW POEM COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TITLE REQUIREMENT

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AND TODAY I WENT TO CHECK MY EMAIL AND I??????

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YOU ARE LITERALLY PUBLISHING AN INSULT TO YOUR OWN RULES BUT OKAY I GUESS IF GETTING TALKED DOWN TO TURNS YOU ON SOMEHOW AND I GET PUBLISHED I’VE GOT NO COMPLAINTS HERE?

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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postcardpolaroid:

alltime-punkrock:

you can literally add “by fall out boy” to any text post and it would work

by fall out boy

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

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lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

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onlylolgifs:

TATTOOING Close Up (in Slow Motion) 

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seraph5:

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

My god

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wifigodz:

plost twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids

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